Tom Schwartz Claps Back at 'Unrecognizable' Paparazzi Headline
After a paparazzi headline called him 'unrecognizable,' Tom Schwartz and his girlfriend Kiana Carroll had the perfect, lighthearted response on social media.

On Thursday (July 23), Tom Schwartz’s Instagram story featured a screenshot of a headline and a very specific message. The 43-year-old star of Bravo’s The Valley shared a post from Just Jared that described him as "unrecognizable as he surfaces looking downcast.". Over the screenshot, Schwartz wrote, "You better sleep with one eye open," adding a crying face emoji.
The headline was about paparazzi photos taken earlier in the week, which showed Schwartz walking his dogs, Gordo and Butters, whom he shares with ex-wife Katie Maloney. The photos sparked the “unrecognizable” commentary.
Schwartz wasn’t the only one to weigh in. He then reposted a story from his girlfriend, Kiana Carroll, who shared a boomerang of Schwartz on vacation with the caption, "it was a bad angle guys"
A Serious Turn
The playful online moment comes amid a serious step forward in their relationship. On this week’s episode of The Valley, Schwartz gave Carroll a key to his house. Later, on The Valley: After Show, he shared that he could see a future of marriage and children with her, though he noted that if they got married, it would be his last time, as he wouldn’t want to get married or divorced a third time. It is unconfirmed if he and Kiana are engaged or planning a wedding.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What did the headline about Tom Schwartz say?
The headline from Just Jared described him as 'unrecognizable as he surfaces looking downcast.'
How did Tom Schwartz respond?
On July 23, he posted a screenshot of the headline on his Instagram story with the caption 'You better sleep with one eye open' and a crying-face emoji.
What did Tom Schwartz's girlfriend say?
Kiana Carroll shared a boomerang of Schwartz on vacation and wrote, 'it was a bad angle guys.'
What happened on the latest episode of 'The Valley'?
Schwartz gave his girlfriend, Kiana Carroll, a key to his house.
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